A Teleshoprol jutott eszembe egy reklam, mar nem
is tudom mit reklamozott, de volt benne egy mondat:
"Ahogy a magnes vonzza a femet..."
Szegeny magnes meg ezt nem is tudja, es o meg
mindig csak a magnesezheto anyagokat vonzza, pl.
vas. Lehet, hogy a rez, olom, alu...stb nem is fem?
Szerintem a magyar viccek a legjobbak a vilagon, de azert neha itt is feluti
fejet egy jo vicc. Tegnap hallottam az itteni kondi terem oltozojeben.
Where Is Your Cell Phone ?
There are several men in locker room of a private health after exercising. Sudd
a cell phone that was on one the benches rings.
A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club ?"
"I saw a gorgeous mink coat at the mall; it is only $2,000 and I really want
"Well ... OK, go ahead ..."
"And I stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one
I really liked. I spooke with the salesman and he gave me
a really good price, and since we need to exchange the BMW we bought last year
"What price did he quote you ?"
"Only $60,000 ..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great ! Before we hang up, something else ..."
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stoppe
by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house
we looked at last year. It's on sale ! Remember ? The one with the pool, Englis
Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property."
"How much are they asking ?"
"Only $450,000, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ..."
"Well, go ahead and buy it, but just $420,000. OK ?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks ! I'll see you later ! I love you !"
"Bye, I do, too."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the
phone and asks to all those presents:
"Does anybody know who this phone belongs to ?"
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Valaki valamikor beküldött a Mokaba egy -ket olyan irast, melybol kitunik,
mennyit tudnak szerencsetlenkedni az oregek, nyugdijasok
a boltokban, buszokon, pont olyankor, amikor az ember rohanna meloba. Ha ez
valakinek megvan, nagyon kerem kuldje el nekem is
maganba. Elore is koszonom szepen!
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