> news -
> WORLD NEWS:
> CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
> Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients
> Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President
> Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn
> region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American
> history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A, E,
> I, O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more
> "For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and
> Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the
> world," Clinton said. "Today, the United States must finally stand up and
> say 'Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some vowels in
> their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the crusade in this
> noble endeavour."
> The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Storm by the State
> Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities
> of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients. Two C-130
> transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of "E's," will fly
> from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the letters
> over the cities.
> Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the
> vowels. "My God, I do not think we can last another day," Trszg
Grzdnjkln, 44, said. "I have six children and none of them has a name that
is > understandable to me or to anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my
poor, wretched family just one 'E.' Please."
> Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: "With just a few key
> letters, I could be George Humphries. This is my dream."
> . . . <portions euthanized>
> The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a
> foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US
> shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua,
> Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's, S's and T's.
> The consonant-relief effort failed, however, when vast quantities of the
> letters were intercepted and horded by violent, gun-toting warlords.
1. Don Francisco Gonzalez vivobajnok sirfelirata
Lekicsinylon velekedett Don Pedrorol: "Amato"r"...
"Tevedtem vo'n?" - igy toprengett kesobb,
amikor is testet-lelket altaljarta ama to"r.
[Ez Antal Imre egyik regebbi poenjabol ered. Akkor talan meg nem is
Nyomasek Bobo, hanem Glazser Bozso volt?:
"A bikanak szarv a tore
- ezt nem tudta Salvatore!"]
2. Ebed elott es utan
(Borinak: a tavoli kedvesnek, egy fincsi ebedre emlekezve...)
Nem tudtam, hogy teszta-e vagy fozelek a Lasagna,
kesobb viszont ujjaimat nyalva boktem ki, hogy "Az anyja!"
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